colgin likes to curse

it's been over a year since our last post. today's church events have inspired me to share with you the latest of our little terrible two monster. colgin turned 2 a little over a month ago and is a talking machine now. he is obnoxiously loud but doesn't pronounce a lot of his words clearly. in fact, a lot of his words sound like curse words. it started about 6-7 months ago when we put him down at night and we would always tell him 'night night, i love you.' he responded with "nai nai - F you!". patrick and i got a kick out of it every night and didn't bother to correct him much. fast forward few months later "frog" sounded like fu%*. i brought him to my office this past friday where there was a kermit the frog in someone's cube. he grabs it and runs around the cubicles yelling FU%* FU%* over and over. i take him home immediately. then come easter sunday today. there was a combined service with the "big church". because i'm a bad mother, i didn't have time to feed colgin breakfast. so when communion started and the main church's pastor was breaking bread for communion, colgin was so hungry, he stood up and yelled BITCH, BITCH!! like about 5 times. it was harder to convince everyone around me that he was actually trying to say BREAD since it didn't sound even remotely close. at least he was able to semi-redeem himself when lunch started and he grabbed a roll from the table and yelled BITC&*!! MORE BITC&*!! and as i'm typing this, he is pulling a BLANKET and telling me, 'give me my BITCHES'